At a grocery store in 2015, the intercom would play up to five different variations of "Winter Wonderland" around Christmas time. This annoyed many of the workers. In response, this song was written and submitted to AmIRight.
The two kids from "Winter Wonderland" find themselves suddenly visiting a different winter field - and find themselves soon dragged to an evil carnival that is Hell on Earth. Their quest for a new Winter Wonderland finds them living in a horror movie, as the monsters that are after them sing about all the horrible things they intend to do to the children. Adults come to attempt a rescue - and find themselves also targets of the evil carnival's spiteful murder spree.
| Winter Horrorland
Slaughtering, we'll go whistling!!!
So behold the sight, of ashes tonight!
Going away is your whole life!
You'll scream till you're gone; this place is so wrong!
In the meadow, we'll DESTROY your snowman!
He asks: "Are you married?" We'll shout: "SHUT UP!!!!"
(And then we'll kick his pieces all around!!!)
Then we'll watch, you expire!
Not feeling so brave? This land is depraved!
Better run, or you'll soon be a dead man!
Mobster Moe will pump you full of lead, man!
Oh, when it snows; best get running!
No chance to get away!
Guess you're trapped in Winter Horrorland!
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