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"They'll Claw You Open" is a song from the Every Ape and His Brother collection Morbid! The Horrendous Hobo!!!. It is a parody of Creed's song "With Arms Wide Open".

OverviewEdit

This song was written because of the ease of switching the theme, and also because of the ability to tweak a demon-like twist on Scott Stapp's voice. Instead of being about fatherhood, it's about a group of stranded ship's crew washed aboard a tropical island, and a graphic description of them being eaten by cannibals.

ReceptionEdit

This song, while never performed live, has received three votes of all 5 stars in all three categories at AmIRight's website. [1] AmIRight user TJC even commented:

"Yikes! Good job and thanks for the Cannibal Lecture..." [2].
Another user, The Charnstar, could only reply:
"Sounds painful...5-5-5..." [3]

LyricsEdit

* * *The following is a list of lyrics to a song. * * *
"They'll Claw You Open"

First verseEdit

Well I just saw/ Those goons today! /
They're cannibals/ And real deranged! /

So close your eyes/ And loudly pray! /
As trickling blood/ Streams down your face... /

First chorusEdit

They'll claw you open! / Not a pretty sight! /
Welcome to disgrace! / They'll tear out everything!!!/
They'll claw you open! /

They'll claw you open... /

Second verseEdit

Well I don't know... / if you're ready; /
To be defined... / as unsightly! /

So take a breath! / And then they'll stab your side! /
And for good measure... / they will eat your hide!!! /

Second chorusEdit

They'll claw you open! / Not a pretty sight!!! /
Eat you in this place! / They'll barely leave a trace!!!/

They'll claw you open! / Cause they're awful deranged! /
They'll rip you up! / And tear out everything!!!/
They'll claw you open!!! /

They'll claw you open!!! /

They'll eat up everything! / Oh yeah!!! /

They'll claw you open... /

[Instrument break and horror sounds]

BridgeEdit

They'll gut you like a fish! / And gobble up your hands! /
They'll liquefy your spleen! / And toss out all your glands! /

Yes they will take your life! / And eat it in the sand! /
And they will drink your blood! / And claw you open! /

Third chorusEdit

They'll claw you open! / Not a pretty sight! /
Now they'll eat your face! / Existence soon erase! /

They'll claw you open! / Cause they are that deranged! /
They'll rip you up! / And tear out everything!!! /
They'll claw you open! /

They'll claw you open! /

TrailEdit

They'll tear out everything! /
Oh yea!!! /
They'll claw you open... /

Wide open.... /


Lyrics © 2006 Dozerfleet Records.

ReferencesEdit

  1. Song Parodies - They'll Claw You Open." AmIRight
  2. IBID
  3. IBID
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Morbid! The Horrendous Hobo!!! (2007)
# Title
1 The Only Resort
2 Why She Said "Seven Days"
3 Phantasmic
4 Doughboy
5 Ridiculous
6 Lower!!!
7 They'll Claw You Open
8 The Hundred-Acre Woodland Massacre
9 This Feels Obscene, It's an Earthquake
10 Let the Elements Shine Down

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