|Note: The following project has been destroyed. There is little to no hope it will ever again see the light of day.|
"Smush you into the ground, till you see fire, never to return..."The 2-Headed Turtle was a short-lived comic strip created by the Dozerfleet founder in late 1993—early 1994 during the end of 4th grade. It concerned the comic exploits of two turtles that lived in one shell together. Quickie, the optimistic one, was able to run very fast and was always thinking about the next adventure the two could go on. His brother Pokie, a slower turtle, was very violent and often grouchy.
The two had a habit of trying to send Bill Clinton to Hell. This sketch series was a spin-off of the also-short-lived President 42 Horror.