"Salt the Raging Hamster" was written as a response to the Dozerfleet founder's sister, who owned a dwarf hamster named Salt that was notorious for biting.
| "Salt the Raging Hamster"
Salt/the Raging Hamster... / Lived in a cage... /
Swallowed the college gal / that kept her as a pet! /
Oh! / Salt the Raging Hamster! /
And body bags were everywhere! /
Who'd've thought a hamster / could cause such homocide? /
Oh! / Salt the Raging Hamster / climbed Empire State! /
The FBI couldn't track her down! / She just crawled back to her cage! /
Lyrics © 2008 Dozerfleet Records.
|⛊ The Chicken of the Opera (2008)|
|1||Jerry the Psycho Reindeer|
|2||Salt the Raging Hamster|
|4||The Eel Thing|
|5||On the Ethics of Creating Werewolves|
|7||Serial Bomber, Part 3|